Etiquette After a Chili and cheese night party?
My sweet as pie girlfriend loves chili and cheese, but after a chili and cheese neighbourhood party..... at about 3 in the morning, fermentation takes place in her tummy and she nearly blows the blankets on our bed out the window.
If I should mention to her that I have to go drag the blankets down off of the top of the wardrobe and cover us up again 10 times durig the night, she would freak out.
(she doesn't fart at all, you see)
So I'm stuck.
Its so bad, after a chili party I even have to blow out the bedside night candle, or she would blow the roof off of my house.
I'm thinking I could maybe attach a long air tube to my snorkel and stick it out the window to get fresh air, or rent one of those medical oxygen tanks and a mask and keep it by the bed for emergencies.
Any other suggestions would be welcome.
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OK, just don't let her inside the Volvo. Those air bags can be dangerous.
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